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DragoXHellfire · Jun 21, 2006, 08:19 PM // 20:19

I have 2 new friends im kinda broke but they wanna get good stuff.I want to help them. can u help me help them?of course i will keep about 50k for myself im not gonna lie.They are deserving and dedicated players neither of them are lvl 20 yet but they will be soon.And i will give to deserving new players aswell.

Bad Apache · Jun 21, 2006, 08:59 PM // 20:59

Okay, to start off I would like to say I don't deserver your money, nor do I want it to spend on myself solely.

Since I started Guildwars, way back in October, the 30th actually, because I specifically remember having to be dragged away from the PC by my friends to go out and beg for sweets or pocket change, saying "Trick or treat, penny or a sweet!", and when the person says "Trick", we would all look at each other bemuzed and do the 'Thumb Trick' where you bend your thumb in between you finger, then hide the other in your hand and pretend to pull it off... Kind of side tracking here!

Since I started Guildwars, I have had a dream. My dream was to create and maintain a Guild specifically to help people in need of... well, in need of help basically. And of course, for no fee. Before I had this dream on the night of Halloween 2005, I was helped out big time by a Guild called something like "The Rogues Of Aid" or a name similar. They had massive respect among almost everybody. They were always kind, always helpful and always prepared to drop any personal objectives to put the needs of others first.

This is my Guildwars life-long aim, to build up a Guild with people as like-minded as myself, to help new players, or even old players level up, compete missions, quests, and maybe even their own personal goals. This Guild is a sort of Charity. I long to achieve some sort of goal during my stay in Tyria and Cantha, and I see this as the top-goal.

This is where you come in. Like all Charities, I will need money, from an outside source. This Guild will not need all that you have to create and maintain, but again, like all Charities, the more money they can get the better.

I am not gonna blabble on because the chances are I wont get your money, and will just lead myself into a false state of hope and fantasy...

- Apache -

Legeon · Jun 21, 2006, 09:02 PM // 21:02

If you give me the 360k I can get 15k Kurzick to complete my 15k armor collection and help my bro get his 15k kurzick as well. and with the superior vigor, I can put it on my FOW. I'm tired of farming.

Not a very good reason but it's worth a shot.

Chances of getting picked 0.000000001%

Yay!

Zee Lizo · Jun 21, 2006, 09:25 PM // 21:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by FCtSteveO

Alright this seems like a reasonable amount to read so sry but I will not read any other posts farther then this one.

^^^
Cheeseheads, who dont read the previous page don't deserve squat...

Rainman · Jun 22, 2006, 02:56 PM // 14:56

thx steve u r a good person

btw if u got ANY good war shields or axes or a good monk staff or even a good ssword for IW mesmer then im open to claim it (o and any daggers that r 1% good or higher

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thank you for youre time steve

peace out

Rainman · Jun 22, 2006, 03:01 PM // 15:01

btw i also bought poor bugsy a home... except its on mars in a box... if u want him back call 000 000 000 00000000 0 and pay up 1gold mwuhahahaha xD

WingspanTT · Jun 22, 2006, 08:29 PM // 20:29

If I got the money, I would use it to unlock every skill, and the spare change would go towards helping my guild and its alliance defeat the Kurzick menace!

chessyang · Jun 23, 2006, 02:31 PM // 14:31

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Originally Posted by FCtSteveO

I will check and read all the posts in a week and make my decision.

so who won it? been a week from the OP date. did he quite guru also?

Funk ee Monk ee · Jun 23, 2006, 03:04 PM // 15:04

I need the money because Rurik was my third cousin, twice removed. I am still grieving. Shortly after his death I met a nice young lady named Gwen. We were married after a 6 day pot and heroine binge in Las Vegas. I awoke one morning to find she had left me for the 450 lb landlady of my trailer park. She glued all my furniture to the ceiling before leaving. Fortunately I was able to get exact replicas of everything, but now my pet moa bird just stands all day looking from the floor to the ceiling trying to decide where to sit/roost.

After Gwen broke my heart it was difficult to mee someone new. I finally did a few weeks ago. I was absolutley smitten with a young lady, my world revolved around her. I awoke in the middle of the night (after a long and passionate encounter) and saw her using the restroom ... while standing up! I ran into the restroom and saw she was in fact Vizier Kilbron in drag.

Now I sit at my 386 cpu running Windows 3.1, with my dialup connection at 2400 baud and hope for alms from a generous soul.

Respectfully
Funk Ee Monk Ee

Mister O · Jun 23, 2006, 03:09 PM // 15:09

does he leave gw yet?

Arkanius · Jun 23, 2006, 03:14 PM // 15:14

Ill say "give me"
You say "I fooled you all"

Meh I dont care, now to farm 109k to pay my debt ^.^

Malice Black · Jun 23, 2006, 07:21 PM // 19:21

lol poor steve all these posts are soo lame

delete the gold steve...easier

when ya gonna send eva over for a spitroast?

Ravenglass · Jun 23, 2006, 07:55 PM // 19:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malice Black

lol poor steve all these posts are soo lame?

You didn't like my story on page 15 then...

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...058657&page=15

Oh well...at least I tried to be different, my next one will involve a mighty battle between two warriors with Malice Black ending in a gruesome death! lol

Malice Black · Jun 23, 2006, 08:14 PM // 20:14

lol send me a copy when ya done

extra bacon · Jun 24, 2006, 12:12 AM // 00:12

malice is a nub

Ramacies · Jun 24, 2006, 02:12 AM // 02:12

My Warrior is naked 360k would clothe him Quite well =] [Dropped Armour in a Glitch while friend was running me and the he portaled]

Gizmo Loco · Jun 24, 2006, 08:36 AM // 08:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramacies

My Warrior is naked 360k would clothe him Quite well =] [Dropped Armour in a Glitch while friend was running me and the he portaled]

Join Date: Mar 2006
Character: King Of Kharn
Guild: The Forgotten Blades
Profession: W/Mo

Kai Nui · Jun 24, 2006, 08:56 AM // 08:56

I'd have to say I'm probably no better than anyone else, all I can say is that I started this game knowing mesmer would be a tough class to play, and even though I got irritated a lot, I kept on going whoop-dee-doo. Here's my token into the lottery. Of course, I've never won the lottery, and I doubt this will be the one chance I'll get it any way. Heck, for all I know it's already been a week and you've given your stuff away. Either way, I'm happy for you for breaking the cycle of guild wars, I've gotten too obsessive and it'd be really nice to have some money to add to my pile saved up for obsidian armor. :/

pixel.summoner · Jul 14, 2006, 08:40 AM // 08:40

Hey, i'm not shy. I'll be honest, I'd like to spend for some selfish and unselfish reasons. I'd finish the last part of my FoW armor, help fund my gf's new char, and probably get some services for our guild. (I'm guild leader and this would be a pleasant treat for them.)

Nice of you to offer this out, and cheers to whomever is chosen.

Takonic · Jul 14, 2006, 09:05 AM // 09:05

may i have some of that money?